Spring Feature Release
April 1 • Limited Availability
A Thoughtfully Curated Culinary Experience
We’ve Made a Decision.
After years of operating as both a brewery and a winery in Grove City, the team at Grove City Brewing Company + Plum Run Winery has come to a realization:
Asking guests to choose between beer and wine is… a lot.
It’s stressful.
It’s unnecessary.
It’s 2026.
So We Fixed It.
Introducing:
The All-In-One Experience™
A fully integrated beverage, culinary, and service experience where everything works together seamlessly.
No decisions.
No boundaries.
No one stepped in to stop us.
🍷🍺 The Beverage Program (We Stand by This… Mostly)
Our brewing and winemaking teams have officially collaborated. Everyone is doing their best.
Featured Selections:
Barrel-Aged Cabernet IPA
Cabernet Sauvignon + oak-aged IPA + dark fruit + structured tannins
An ambitious collaboration
Chardonnay Kölsch Reserve (Must-Conditioned)
Crisp Kölsch rested on Chardonnay must + citrus + light oak
No one stopped us in time
Merlot Milk Stout
Chocolate + vanilla + red wine reduction + lactose
This is where opinions begin to divide
Sparkling Catawba Porter Spritz
Effervescent + roasty + lightly sweet
Momentum carried us here
Cold Brew Coffee Mead Shandy
Honey + citrus + coffee + zero hesitation
No one asked a follow-up question
Our winemaker and brewmaster are currently taking a little space…in time out.
🍽️ The Culinary Program (This Escalated Quickly)
Our kitchen team was encouraged to “think outside the box.”
The box is no longer with us.
Featured Dishes:
Hot Honey Goat Cheese Mozzarella Sticks
Fried mozzarella + goat cheese filling + cranberry drizzle
Somewhere along the way we lost the assignment
Short Rib Cannoli
Braised beef + ricotta + crispy shell + parmesan
At this point we were just seeing what would happen
Chicken Parmesan Soup
Breaded chicken + marinara broth + mozzarella melt
This is where we should have stopped
Deconstructed Burger Experience
Beef + lettuce + tomato + pasta + flatbread
An emotional journey with no clear resolution
Charcuterie Nachos
Salami + gouda + fried wontons + hot honey
There was no supervision
🪑 The Dining Experience (Slight Updates)
To enhance service and guest engagement, we’ve implemented a few improvements:
- Dynamic Seating Model™
Tables assigned based on speed, timing, and overall energy
Trust the process - Musical Chairs Priority Access
Upgrade available upon request
Speed is a factor - Communication Policy
Please share all questions, concerns, and personal reflections with someone who looks like they know what’s happening - Efficiency Initiative™
If we walk by you, we’re doing something productive
Probably
📊 Built for the Future of Hospitality
Based on extensive internal research (conducted mostly at the bar), guests today are looking for:
- More immersive experiences
- More creative menus
- Slightly less understanding of what’s happening
We are proud to deliver on all three.
❤️ What Hasn’t Changed
Despite these exciting developments, some things remain the same at Grove City Brewing Co. + Plum Run Winery:
- Craft beer brewed in-house
- Award-winning wines
- A full scratch kitchen
- A community-driven experience in downtown Grove City
🚨 Important Clarification
None of this is real.
There is no Cabernet IPA.
There is no Chicken Parmesan Soup.
There is definitely no competitive seating system.
(We think.)
📍 Visit Us (For Real Food + Drinks)
Come see us in Grove City for craft beer, great wine, and a menu that—generally—makes sense.
📅 Open Tuesday–Sunday
🍺 25+ taps
🍷 20+ house wines
🍽️ Full scratch kitchen
Happy April Fools ❤️
We’ll keep the beer and wine separate.
Probably.